Rusty, the problem cat!
To be sung to the tune of "Stairway to Heaven"...
There is a cat that we know, and it pains us so, but he seems to have some kind of problem.
When we look to the west, we know it's he we love best but he seems to have some kind of problem.
Ooooooh, it makes us wonder, oooooh, it make us shudder. (2x)
He is a good cat you see, kind-natured and friendly, but sometimes he misplaces his weeweeeee.
Ooooooh, it makes us wonder, oooooh, it make us shudder. (2x)
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